Wow. How time flies. It feels like only a few months ago that Bobby got murdered and all that other stuff. Glad all that Meyhem High stuff is in the past, and we've all started college at Chaos University. But since I haven't met anybody from any other place, it's cool that I still have access to the Ravens Rag.
Well, now that we're Freshmen things have changed. My back healed up and my acne went away and I got laser surgery so I don't have to wear glasses any more. I'm totally together with Reporter A. I've later learned that her name is Scoop O'mally.
Sarah Social is also here at CU. She mellowed out since High School. She's in my dorm and we see each other some times at the Caf' or at the laundry room. She's never come clean about her affair with Lunch lady Polly, but she's got this new boyfriend, called Paul and he's older and has a suspiciously acute knowledge of food preparation practices in local high schools. But whatever, he bought us a case of High Life for the Crestwood Hall Daylight Savings Daze social. He got 24 12-oz cans for $14.99, but then got $1 off for being in the safeway club. That's 288 oz for $13.99 or about 4.9 cents an oz, so he's cool.
The social today looks like it's going to be poorly attended, whatever, we'll play games and drink beers and do laundry and you know... whatever.
Al G. Bra
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Saturday, October 30, 2010
In other news...
JJ Smart accuses Asst Principal Patterson of hoarding money. More to come.
UPDATE: This blogger has been corrected. It is VICE Principal Patterson.
UPDATE: This blogger has been corrected. It is VICE Principal Patterson.
Peter Prez vows to Lead School through Tragic Times
Despite losing the Homecoming race to Bobby, Peter Prez is stepping up to the challenge of making sure the Ravens shine through these rough times.
In addition, Dr. Talk has made herself available to counsel any students who are shaken up over tonight's events. She says don't talk to the math teacher.
UPDATE: Some are saying Dolly Dancer is the killer! Was Bobby trying to get back with Sally? Is he the baby daddy????
UPDATE 2: Word on the street is that Bobby Backer was getting better grades in Math then Alan Algebra? Is that possible?!?!?!?!?
In addition, Dr. Talk has made herself available to counsel any students who are shaken up over tonight's events. She says don't talk to the math teacher.
UPDATE: Some are saying Dolly Dancer is the killer! Was Bobby trying to get back with Sally? Is he the baby daddy????
UPDATE 2: Word on the street is that Bobby Backer was getting better grades in Math then Alan Algebra? Is that possible?!?!?!?!?
OMG! Dolly Dancer and Bobby Backer are Queen and King!
Who said cheaters never prosper? In a homecoming riddled with scandle, where the rumor is that Sally, recently cheated upon by Bobby, is pregnant, Bobby pulls the upset homecoming king win!
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