JJ Smart accuses Asst Principal Patterson of hoarding money. More to come.
UPDATE: This blogger has been corrected. It is VICE Principal Patterson.
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Peter Prez vows to Lead School through Tragic Times
Despite losing the Homecoming race to Bobby, Peter Prez is stepping up to the challenge of making sure the Ravens shine through these rough times.
In addition, Dr. Talk has made herself available to counsel any students who are shaken up over tonight's events. She says don't talk to the math teacher.
UPDATE: Some are saying Dolly Dancer is the killer! Was Bobby trying to get back with Sally? Is he the baby daddy????
UPDATE 2: Word on the street is that Bobby Backer was getting better grades in Math then Alan Algebra? Is that possible?!?!?!?!?
In addition, Dr. Talk has made herself available to counsel any students who are shaken up over tonight's events. She says don't talk to the math teacher.
UPDATE: Some are saying Dolly Dancer is the killer! Was Bobby trying to get back with Sally? Is he the baby daddy????
UPDATE 2: Word on the street is that Bobby Backer was getting better grades in Math then Alan Algebra? Is that possible?!?!?!?!?
OMG! Dolly Dancer and Bobby Backer are Queen and King!
Who said cheaters never prosper? In a homecoming riddled with scandle, where the rumor is that Sally, recently cheated upon by Bobby, is pregnant, Bobby pulls the upset homecoming king win!
Mayhem Gets a LIttle International Flare!
Make sure you give a warm Raven Welcome to Mayhem High's newest student, Cleo Patra, an exchange student from Egypt! Cleo is really excited about learnng American culture, like eating pizza and "listening to the Michel Jackson and learning the Thriller Dance.
Homecoming Kicks Off
Everyone who is anyone is arriving at the big dance! The decorations look great. I'm DYING to see who the couples are tonight!
Pom Pon Squad Celebrates Second Straight Title
By Stacy Sparkle (Pom Pon Squad Member and Enthusiaist)
Dolly Dancer has something working at Mayhem High School. One week ago Dancer and her Mayhem High School Pom-pon team won a second straight state championship at the American Pom Association championships that were held on the campus of Chaos University.The Ravens, who have won state titles in four of the past five years, claimed the crown as they finished with 400 points on the day, some 10 better than runner-up Lame Valley Lutheran."It's a great way to end the season," said Dancer, who's led Mayhem to three state titles in her four years as squad captain. "It was very, very exciting because the whole week leading up to this was kind of crazy. We we're only able to practice three days because of a scheduling mistake in which both the pom pon squad and the cheerleaders were signed up to use the same practice space. There were some heated words exchanged, and a long bout of "we've got spirit - how 'bout you?" The whole episode brought us closer as a squad and I think that kind of motivated us to win."Be sure to see the Champion Pom Pon Squad perform tonight at the Homecoming Dance!
Dolly Dancer has something working at Mayhem High School. One week ago Dancer and her Mayhem High School Pom-pon team won a second straight state championship at the American Pom Association championships that were held on the campus of Chaos University.The Ravens, who have won state titles in four of the past five years, claimed the crown as they finished with 400 points on the day, some 10 better than runner-up Lame Valley Lutheran."It's a great way to end the season," said Dancer, who's led Mayhem to three state titles in her four years as squad captain. "It was very, very exciting because the whole week leading up to this was kind of crazy. We we're only able to practice three days because of a scheduling mistake in which both the pom pon squad and the cheerleaders were signed up to use the same practice space. There were some heated words exchanged, and a long bout of "we've got spirit - how 'bout you?" The whole episode brought us closer as a squad and I think that kind of motivated us to win."Be sure to see the Champion Pom Pon Squad perform tonight at the Homecoming Dance!
Try-Outs Announced for this Year's School Play
After last year's fine performance of King Arthur, starring Debbie Taunte, Clerical Kate and Dr. Talk (pictured above), the Mayhem Thespians are up to the challenge again in 2010-11. Try-outs have been announced for this year's school play, "A Murder Most Fowl." There will be plenty of roles available since the graduation of King Aurthur himself, Jimmy T, last year. Come to the auditorium at 3:00 on Thursday to sign up!
C.P.A.D.D sponsors party bus
SADD is for Pussies. MADD is toothless. CPADD is where it's at.
The Cool Parents Agains Drunk Driving organization has set up a bus from homecoming back in to the city after the dance. For the low low price of $20, any student can take the bus home so they don't have to drive home. We had time to sit down with Kevin Social, the Microregional chapter selectman for CPADD to talk a little about what they are doing to to decrease the number of kids at MHS wo get killed. (at least by drunk driving)
"Look. Those ol biddys over at MADD are going to tell you 'Wah, wah. don't drink at all, go to church and Pray.' Those friendless dorks in SADD are going to be like, 'Find another way to express your creativity, make a straight edge pledge, we don't have to get wasted to have fun. wah". ""Officially"", CPADD has to say, obey the law and don't drink. But that's horseshit. I remember High school.... barely. Know what I mean? Let's face it, the cool kids are going to get hammered ass wasted. That's what being cool is all about. Right? We don't want to stop that. In fact, I am personally going to buy a 6 pack each for Bobby Backer and Larry Linebacker if we win the big game. They're pretty cool. We just want to keep the cool kids alive. So Don't drink and drive. That's why we arranged for the aprty bus. Oh, we also got a whole case of that pink saw dust to sprinkle on the floor in case anybody can't hold their booze. That's what I mostly hate about high school girls. Well, that and the laws they have in this state saying when a man can and can not express his interest in banging a chick without it being taken the wrong way. What were we talking about? I'm a little tipsy right now. This interview's over."
So there you have it Ravens, Word from the top. Have fun tonight and leave the driving to the bus driver... who is probably only on speed.
The Cool Parents Agains Drunk Driving organization has set up a bus from homecoming back in to the city after the dance. For the low low price of $20, any student can take the bus home so they don't have to drive home. We had time to sit down with Kevin Social, the Microregional chapter selectman for CPADD to talk a little about what they are doing to to decrease the number of kids at MHS wo get killed. (at least by drunk driving)
"Look. Those ol biddys over at MADD are going to tell you 'Wah, wah. don't drink at all, go to church and Pray.' Those friendless dorks in SADD are going to be like, 'Find another way to express your creativity, make a straight edge pledge, we don't have to get wasted to have fun. wah". ""Officially"", CPADD has to say, obey the law and don't drink. But that's horseshit. I remember High school.... barely. Know what I mean? Let's face it, the cool kids are going to get hammered ass wasted. That's what being cool is all about. Right? We don't want to stop that. In fact, I am personally going to buy a 6 pack each for Bobby Backer and Larry Linebacker if we win the big game. They're pretty cool. We just want to keep the cool kids alive. So Don't drink and drive. That's why we arranged for the aprty bus. Oh, we also got a whole case of that pink saw dust to sprinkle on the floor in case anybody can't hold their booze. That's what I mostly hate about high school girls. Well, that and the laws they have in this state saying when a man can and can not express his interest in banging a chick without it being taken the wrong way. What were we talking about? I'm a little tipsy right now. This interview's over."
So there you have it Ravens, Word from the top. Have fun tonight and leave the driving to the bus driver... who is probably only on speed.
Homecoming Preparations are underway
The sweat has been swept up, the dodgeballs have been put away, and a whole bottle of febreeze has taken that funky 'gym smell' out of the gymnasium and it hs ben transfored for this year's homecoming dance. "It gone to be greet time" said some foreign exchange student. "I can't wait to cut a rug, said Tom Thompson, Tennis team Trainer transfered from Tampa. He's a junior. "I'm gonna get hammered ass wasted in the parking lot, then I'm going to try to get to second base with one of the dance team girls. Wait, you're not recording this are yoou?", said Sid Smoker. "I am going to kill sombody until they ar dead" said an unnamed assassin. Whatever you're thinking about the Homecomming dance, we hope to see you there in your finest on Saturday.
Sid Smoker
Contrtoversey continues over special ed homecoming posters
Sarah Social is getting some heat for allegedly disallowing a poster made by Mrs. Fritchley's second period Basic Skills Special-Ed class. The poster which read "Goo Revones!!!!" in big sloppy letters and was covered in cookie crumbs, met the color requirements and was turned in before the poster deadline. However, since both words on the poster were misspelled, we might not get to see what Mrs F's special little guys have been working on for the past 6 weeks. WHen reached for comment, Social could have said something like "It was sweet and they did work hard on it, but unfortunately the misspellings didn't conform to our standards. If we bend the rules for this poster, then we will have to bend the rules for all posters." But she didn't. She didn't respond to texts, calls, notes in her locker, or pebbles thrown at her bedroom window. Probably because she's stuck up and too popular to make time for her old lab partner from freshman year anymore. Or maybe she just hates retarded people.
What doyou think? Squawk your opinion down in the comments section.
What doyou think? Squawk your opinion down in the comments section.
Math team advances to semi regionals.
The mathletes, led by Captain A. Algebra crossed a major hurdle on their way to winning it all yesterday when they scored a crutial last 1 / 4 denominator transversal to solve the final matrix. Or so they say. I'm not all that good at math myself. Thursday's win over Central puts the Raven's Math team one step closer to winning the prized Platnium Protractor which goes to the state champion team. Go Ravens!
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