SADD is for Pussies. MADD is toothless. CPADD is where it's at.
The Cool Parents Agains Drunk Driving organization has set up a bus from homecoming back in to the city after the dance. For the low low price of $20, any student can take the bus home so they don't have to drive home. We had time to sit down with Kevin Social, the Microregional chapter selectman for CPADD to talk a little about what they are doing to to decrease the number of kids at MHS wo get killed. (at least by drunk driving)
"Look. Those ol biddys over at MADD are going to tell you 'Wah, wah. don't drink at all, go to church and Pray.' Those friendless dorks in SADD are going to be like, 'Find another way to express your creativity, make a straight edge pledge, we don't have to get wasted to have fun. wah". ""Officially"", CPADD has to say, obey the law and don't drink. But that's horseshit. I remember High school.... barely. Know what I mean? Let's face it, the cool kids are going to get hammered ass wasted. That's what being cool is all about. Right? We don't want to stop that. In fact, I am personally going to buy a 6 pack each for Bobby Backer and Larry Linebacker if we win the big game. They're pretty cool. We just want to keep the cool kids alive. So Don't drink and drive. That's why we arranged for the aprty bus. Oh, we also got a whole case of that pink saw dust to sprinkle on the floor in case anybody can't hold their booze. That's what I mostly hate about high school girls. Well, that and the laws they have in this state saying when a man can and can not express his interest in banging a chick without it being taken the wrong way. What were we talking about? I'm a little tipsy right now. This interview's over."
So there you have it Ravens, Word from the top. Have fun tonight and leave the driving to the bus driver... who is probably only on speed.
The Cool Parents Agains Drunk Driving organization has set up a bus from homecoming back in to the city after the dance. For the low low price of $20, any student can take the bus home so they don't have to drive home. We had time to sit down with Kevin Social, the Microregional chapter selectman for CPADD to talk a little about what they are doing to to decrease the number of kids at MHS wo get killed. (at least by drunk driving)
"Look. Those ol biddys over at MADD are going to tell you 'Wah, wah. don't drink at all, go to church and Pray.' Those friendless dorks in SADD are going to be like, 'Find another way to express your creativity, make a straight edge pledge, we don't have to get wasted to have fun. wah". ""Officially"", CPADD has to say, obey the law and don't drink. But that's horseshit. I remember High school.... barely. Know what I mean? Let's face it, the cool kids are going to get hammered ass wasted. That's what being cool is all about. Right? We don't want to stop that. In fact, I am personally going to buy a 6 pack each for Bobby Backer and Larry Linebacker if we win the big game. They're pretty cool. We just want to keep the cool kids alive. So Don't drink and drive. That's why we arranged for the aprty bus. Oh, we also got a whole case of that pink saw dust to sprinkle on the floor in case anybody can't hold their booze. That's what I mostly hate about high school girls. Well, that and the laws they have in this state saying when a man can and can not express his interest in banging a chick without it being taken the wrong way. What were we talking about? I'm a little tipsy right now. This interview's over."
So there you have it Ravens, Word from the top. Have fun tonight and leave the driving to the bus driver... who is probably only on speed.
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